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Gopher Guts! Gross. Are you worried about Plague?

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i mean, i wasnt until now?????

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Probably very unlikely but not impossible. Treatable with antibiotics. Something to tell health care provider if symptoms develop.

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Good call. Thank you. I just emailed his doctor with the subject line, "GOPHER GUTS ON MY CHILD'S FACE?"

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You’re a good mom.

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Loved this story Emily.

Thanks for sharing it.

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Such a crazy story. Thank you for sharing it with us.

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Once a bird pooped directly into my sisters mouth. This is worse than that!!

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This is so well written and so accurate. Your nanny and I totally failed you for not believing that a big tree rat fell off a rafter and landed on your head. We were wrong. And you called me right after Hawk dropped guts on your little Hawks head. All I can say is it must be good luck. And I hope none of you Hawks get the plague

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I choked on my coffee loling and cringing at this. 10/10. So well written. The hawk chose you is so brilliant.

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